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If the Opposite of Pro Is Con, Then the Opposite of Progress Is ... by David Swanson Average rating: 4.3
Posted: 7/7/2008 in "Sub Niche"
Views: this article has been viewed 111 times
Art Article Listing 

Got Mielke? by Lynn A. Allen Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/24/2008
Views: 180
Brian Mielke was born and raised up north in Fond du Lac, WI but came to Milwaukee about six years ago to attend school at UWM.

Cat Photographer Invades Paper Boutique by Jason Altobelli Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/24/2008
Views: 90

LOCAL ARTISTS GO NUTZILLIO! by Tea Krulos Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/8/2008
Views: 74
Don’t expect Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. Don’t expect Chip N Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Artists Waza Loo and John Scorn have created against a bad ass gang of squirrels that will make you laugh as much as it will gross you out. Look out for…The Nutzillio Bros!

I Have an Olympian Sized Crush on The Gentlemens Hour by Jenna Raymond Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 338
Good laughs. Good times.

The Armoury Gallery Opening by Ethan Keller Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 298
Milwaukee's newest home for fresh artists throws a splendid housewarming party.
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Random Acts Articles 

Dear Anythony II Average rating: 4.0


Posted: 8/25/2008
Views: 10
In this installment our hero finds himself in a strange place and escapes with nothing but his naked lady lighter.

I Like To Wear Sleeveless Shirts by Melvin Lyndberger Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 8/25/2008
Views: 22
A very confused man tries to explain and encourage others to follow a fashion trend he discovered at Summerfest.

Why Moms Go First: A True Life Tale of Summertime Stupidity by Hana Sakura Average rating: 4.5


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 116

Cheddar the Supecurd Average rating: 3.7


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 99
Never underestimate the power of cheese!

Fish Caught for 37th Time by Euhr Mahm (Not rated)


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 70
Fish delusional, disorientated, late for daughter’s soccer game.

Introduction to Bus Lady Barb Average rating: 2.3


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 126
Look for Bus Lady Barb's fascinating insights and interviews with other Milwaukee transit riders next month!

I Like To Eat Wedding Cake by Melvin Lyndberger Average rating: 3.4


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 190
A very confused man takes advantage of Milwaukee’s summer wedding season to share his enthusiasm with this tradition.
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Invisible Friends 

Victor Zelinski - Head Lice by Bryan Dove (Not rated)


Posted: 9/3/2008
Views: 18
How did these lice even find him?

Victor Zelinski - Naughty Invisible Man by Bryan Dove Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/2/2008
Views: 118
Viz goes where no man has gone before...

Victor Zelinski - Introduction to the Invisible Man by Bryan Dove Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 250
Here's your one and only chance to actually see the man behind "Viz"!
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Alt- Cash 

Do's and Don'ts – Bitches! by The Doc (Not rated)


Posted: 8/25/2008
Views: 5

...the easy way to make a few extra... by The Doc Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 74
Because if you don't, you're wasting your time.

Make an extra 33% per year the easy way… Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 6/4/2008
Views: 134
If you don't work in the service industry, don't read this month's column. Additionally, make sure not to read next months' either.

Get Rich Scheme #63 by Euhr Mahm Average rating: 3.6


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 139
Thinking causes global warming…
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Local Bootleg Articles 

HAIL CESAR PALACE! by Tea Krulos Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 8/25/2008
Views: 55

.357 String Band by Andrea Jenels Average rating: 4.5


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 179
Amphetamine-fueled street grass

Mathew Haeffel by Brian McComb Average rating: 4.6


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 113
Singer/song writer Mathew Haeffel is ready to explode into the mainstream. As he gains regional popularity Mathew Haeffel is sure to soon catch the eye of record execs.

Romantica: The Most Fun You Can Have at Summerfest With Your Pants On Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 6/26/2008
Views: 178
Don’t waste your money and time on a cover band when you can see these guys live!

Behind the North Avenue Summer Soulstice Music Festival With Vana Adams by Alt- Contributor Average rating: 4.3


Posted: 6/5/2008
Views: 318
How do you put on a free event for 10,000 people? Vana Adams tells us.
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Sub Niche Articles 

Chuckles and Cocktails by Jenna Raymond Average rating: 4.0


Posted: 9/4/2008
Views: 9
Milwaukee’s Best New Fest

And It Only Gets Crazier by Brandis Hildebrandt Average rating: 3.0


Posted: 8/25/2008
Views: 44
I know you weren't yourself when you did this, Hedy... I know, I was YOU.

STD Specialties Clinic by Alt- Contributor Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 8/25/2008
Views: 16
We at Alt- love to promote things that are free. This week’s special: THE FREE HIV TEST

Health Benefits of Slackerdom by Jen Why Average rating: 4.8


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 144
Who knew slacking could be so good?

Say My Name: Confessions of a Lucy Stoner by Lauryl Sulfate Average rating: 4.6


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 199

F#@k it! It’s summer. by Euhr Mahm Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 77
All the problems in the MKE fade as good weather and festivals roll in.

Neo Nazis, Riot Gear, and the Pink Bloc By Tea Krulos Average rating: 4.7


Posted: 6/9/2008
Views: 487
On one side of a wall of riot cops outside of Pridefest, a neo Nazi barks into a bullhorn that counter protesters from the group Bash Back! should be hung. Bash Back! isn’t turning the other cheek. They hold a banner that reads “These Faggots Kill Fascists”.

Crazy, Unsexy, Cool by Brandis Hildebrandt Average rating: 3.7


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 994
Part II of the highly debated crazy girls trilogy.
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Writers on Writers 

Lazy by Hoam Rogh Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 76
Writers should know who cares most about their work.

The Exploding Detective by Hoam Rogh Average rating: 4.6


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 161
Best Simpsons writer ever writes funny as hell books.
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Tatoo Articles 

Slinger of Ink: Shannon Walton by Lynn A. Allen Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 132
Born and raised on the northwest side of Milwaukee, Shannon Walton, age 32, owns and operates Color Bomb Tattoo, LLC.

Hepatitis For Sale! by Jennifer Hoffman Average rating: 4.8


Posted: 5/30/2008
Views: 553
Hepatitis for sale, cheap! But why is anyone buying?

Portrait of a Female Tattoo Artist by Lynn A. Allen Average rating: 4.9


Posted: 5/1/2008
Views: 500
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Bar/Restaurant Articles 

Can You Tapa This? by Matt Borden Average rating: 5.0


Posted: 7/1/2008
Views: 129
The truth about tapas.

...Stumblin' Outta Maxie's by Vinny "The Big Cannoli" Vanucci Average rating: 4.2


Posted: 5/1/2008
Views: 215
One man’s journey to the oyster bar.
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